He Doesn't Want A High-Five

About the author:
Alli is not an expert at dating. Most of what she says is a result of what she sees around her. She writes what she sees going on and what she feels needs to be said. Sometimes she'll be sardonic, bitter, or cynical and other times she'll be downright insightful. She likes to think of herself as a relationship genius. Others might disagree, but they don't run this site.

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When you date someone, it’s like you’re taking a class in them and when you break up, it’s like all that knowledge is useless. It’s the emotional equivalent of an English degree.

—How I Met Your Mother

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    I don’t want this class to be over. Can I get my phd in this subject?
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